BRIAN
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Brian was a garden snail
who left a shiny, sticky trail
as he slid along dragging his behind;
ravenous snail-eaters
would follow it for metres,
it made our Brian an easy chap to find.
Brian's wife was Flossy,
rather butch and bossy,
at night she'd follow it the other way
to see where Brian had been,
it led her to Irene,
so Flossy knew that Brian wasn't gay.
But Brian couldn't win,
his trail had dobbed him in,
he admitted extra-marital offences;
if you're that way inclined
keep poor Brian in mind...
hide your tracks or face the consequences.
